Perseverance Meets Space Goat

The debate about signs of intelligent and/or delicious life on Mars has now been settled by Perseverance. Space Goat was beeryond thrilled to greet NASA’s latest rover upon it’s touchdown on Mars this week and after a brief tour of his Martian Satellite Brewing operation, hired Perseverance as Social Media Content Creator. “A match made in the Heavens,” Space Goat remarked as he toasted their new venture. Taking spatially distanced beers to new extremes, Space Goat raised a glass to NASA’s success via Perseverance’s remote camera system before signing off with “All systems GOAT from here, over and out.”